A recent
article in Food and Wine listed the top dogs in the country.
There were 28 places. We had been to five of them (Hot
Doug’s, Gene and Jude’s,
Pink’s, Seti’s, &
Ben’s Chili Bowl). With the impending
and melancholy closing of Hot Doug’s in
Chicago, five is just not enough. Who knows how much longer the
others will remain open before moving on to new challenges? We’ve
had some greats…but more remain. I targeted the three closest to us.
Columbus today. Cincinnati next week. Pittsburgh soon. |
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We met some fun locals who were as excited as we were about Dirty Franks. They go often. Still excited. That excites me. We managed to luck into a time where there was no line down the block…every time we passed the place after the line was there. The inside is small and littered with interesting. We sat beneath a large painting of the band Thin Lizzy. That’s never happened before. It’s got an artful punk feeling from stem to stern. Our server was likable and patient as we waded through the many options and our table was quickly loaded with sausages…if not for the shape you may not have known they were hot dogs, as they load these things to the hilt. We were lucky to have experience at the table with us and we ended up with six dogs, tots and a strange beverage.
The beverage is the Buckaroo Banzai, which should be every bit as
bad as the movie. Not kidding…it’s whiskey and orange pop. And it’s
good. Having trouble believing I just wrote that. Whiskey and orange
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The tots were fried nicely crispy and were a great vehicle for the
two sauces, which arrived with the corn dog. All of the hot dogs are
all beef Vienna sausages, just like Gene &
Jude’s. All beef and all good. So, the corn dog was fried to a
dark brown and has less sweetness than some you will find, making it
more appealing to me. It came with a delicious cheese sauce and an
even better and spicy sriracha mustard. I took to dipping everything
I could pick up into both. |
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The bunned dogs were fun and successful to varying degrees. My least favorite was the monster on the menu…the Doginator. Talk about a pile of ingredients. A bacon-wrapped dog topped with beef brisket, BBQ sauce, cheddar, & onion rings. The first problem was the poppy seeded bun couldn’t contain the load or the moisture and quickly failed. It toppings also seemed to cancel each other out, resulting in more of a muddled mess than a pile of awesome.
The Whoa Nellie! was somehow improved by the absence of the bacon
with just the pulled beef brisket & a drizzle of BBQ sauce atop the
dog. It managed to stay together and was a much clearer success on
the palate. The Q has a light smoke and the sauce is balanced
between sweet and a little heat. The dog itself has enough character
to participate in the whole event. Tasty. |
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The Doginator Got Messy On Many Levels |
But The Whoa Nellie! Took Similar But Fewer Ingredients Further |
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With a nod to Primanti’s, Lara’s Pittsburgh Princess is topped with slaw, fresh cut fries, & malt vinegar. Not bad, but I wouldn’t go that route again. The dog didn’t really stand up to the two mounds of slaw and the vinegar never materialized, probably a good thing or the bun may have paid a horrible price.
The Columbus Crew dog with sriracha cream cheese, banana peppers and
black olives had a hint of greatness. The black olives disappeared
and served more for color than anything taste related, but the heat
and tangy richness of the sriracha cream cheese was fantastic. The
tangy heat from the peppers helped keep the whole thing interesting.
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Primanti's On A Dog |
Spicy Cream Cheese Is Awesome On The Columbus Crew |
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Then there was my favorite. I feel splashes of shame as the waves
hit the shore, but it was just so freaking good. Much like the
Buckaroo Bonzai, it’s ingredients are humble. It’s like the fist
time I ordered a Philly Cheese at Pat’s King of Steaks in Philly and
got provolone cheese instead of the neon orange wiz. I know better.
I’m a food snob. I learned. The Classy Lady is simple. Cheese sauce
& crushed potato chips on a good dog. The cheese sauce is the same
stupendous gloop served with the corn dog. The crushed fries add
crunchy texture and salt. The dog and it’s juicy beefiness shine
through. This thing would be addictive if I lived in C-bus. Good
thing we have good friends and family to visit. I’ll have the classy
lady (thank you very much) and try two new options on the next
visit. Plus extra sriracha mustard. |
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Simple Low Brow Beauty, The Classy Lady |
Corn Dog With Stellar Sauces |
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Food |
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Ambiance |
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What's Worst |
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B | B | B | A | C- | B | ||
Classless Classy | Slopinator |