It’s the human conundrum. Our regular dining
companions are particularly bright people but we never learn. Having
our lofty expectations dashed at
Washington Place Inn you think we would learn to avoid getting
all excited beforehand, but no, we just don’t. Learn that is. We
arrived at Flour, having heard from Chef Michael Symon twice through
social media that Flour was awesome, and there rose great
expectations. Would we learn again that glitter and gold are not
synonymous or does Flour deliver? The answer was mostly yes. |
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Quite a stretch into the dark void that is Chagrin Blvd once you leave Woodmere, Flour sits in the end of what is essentially a small strip mall. The interior is modern and clean and we were pretty comfortable through the meal. Our server was professional and efficient for the majority of the night but appeared to get a little lost towards the end. He was also responsible for a shade of overselling specific products, but that’s his gig, not his fault.
A bold bottle of a red meritage was quickly
followed by six appetizers. Here is where the overselling took
place. Included were a formaggi (cheese selection) and salumi (cured
meat selection) which were each introduced with more than sufficient
flair by our server. There was nothing wrong with either of them but
I have come to depend on these platters to introduce me to new
things and of the five meats and three cheeses not one was the least
bit unfamiliar or interesting. All were fine, but those pesky
expectations again…. Thinking back, the appetizers were plentiful
but far from the star of the show. |
Kinda Boring Selection for a Taster |
Same Problem as the Cheese |
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Calamari Hit or Miss |
Chorizo Stuffed Dates Were Good but Can't Compete with Other Versions |
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Warm Olives...Not Much to Say |
Veal Meatballs and Pork Belly, NICE |
Calamari can be tricky to get tender. They
obviously can get it perfect at Flour, the only problem was not all
of the pieces were done as well, there was a bit of Russian
roulette…click (tender, tasty)/bang (is this gum?). The squid was
loaded with dehydrated olives, chives and was served with a smoked
tomato sauce that really didn’t do much for the dish. Medjool dates were stuffed with chorizo, wrapped with pancetta and were bathing in a red pepper sauce. They were good, but having had the devils on horseback at The Greenhouse Tavern and the dates at Fahrenheit, they were simply outmatched. Warm olives and a skewer with veal meatballs and roasted pork belly completed the appetizers on better notes than their companions.
Of six plates two were exceptional, two were
really good and two were fine…not bad odds for any place, especially
considering those expectations. The dish that impressed me the least
was the olive oil poached swordfish which was served with an
eggplant caponata, squash and a basil sauce. The conceptualization
of this whole plate fell short and came across as heavy handed and
dull compared to the rest of the table. While Chef Symon led us here
he previously ruined me for life as far as pork chops are concerned.
It was a nice chop, it tasted fine, but it was bested long ago. That
plate gets better marks than the swordfish because of the polenta
(grits) underneath the chop, so rich you could just feel the evil
amounts of dairy encasing each corn molecule.
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Casper the Tasteless Swordfish |
Pork Chop Can't Live Up to the Polenta Underneath |
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Pizza Was a Great and Unique Combo |
Vittello Tannato...Veal and Tuna...Who Knew? |
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I ordered the vitello tonnato ravioli which
were pretty darn good. I don’t know whose idea it was to mix veal
and tuna but the rich meaty interior paired really nicely with the
tuna laced tomato sauce and the pickled garlic and peppery arugula.
The pasta was more toothsome than I am used to but in a wonderful
way, offering legitimate but brief resistance before surrendering to
rich filling. The special pizza of the night just sounded too good
to be avoided. Wood fired crispy crust held a thin schmear of cheese
sauce, confited rabbit legs, local goat cheese and a red wine
reduction. It actually worked great as a pizza as nothing stood out
at all and blended into a mix of tangy, succulent, crispy, tannic,
salty yum.
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Gorgeous Lamb Osso Bucco and Risotto |
Looks Like Compost Bin. Tastes Like Victory and Bliss |
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Two braised dishes were simply transcendent
the lamb osso bucco and the chicken cacciatore. The lamb shank was
perfectly gamey and cascaded off the bone into the roasted
cauliflower risotto and pickled fennel salad, stupendous. I didn’t
think it could be outdone for the night until I got to the last dish
passed around the table. Not a dish, really, an enormous crock
landed to my left on the table and I wondered what in the world it
was. What it was, was a chicken cacciatori unlike any I have ever
had. Rich thick spices ran through the chicken, broth and vegetables
which had all been braised to flawlessness. I was jealous and I
liked my dish. |
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Disappointing Molten Chocolate |
We were all excited about the arrival of the
dessert menu, we had looked online earlier and there were some
interesting and fabulous sounding options. Apparently, on the list
of priorities, making unfathomably delicious chicken is way higher
than updating the menu on the website (which is fine with me if I
ordered the chicken, so no) and the new options were much less
interesting and I’m assuming tasty. The best of the bunch were the
zeppole, little fried bread nuggets, rolled in cinnamon sugar and
accompanied by little bowls of caramel crema and honey. More
textured than your average doughnut they were really good. The
lemoncello tiramisu sat on a blood orange whipped cream which was
studded with pomegranate seeds. The lemony filling was fine but
wasn’t enough to counter balance the dryness of the cake layers. Not
bad, but I wouldn’t do it again. The low end of the desserts was a
molten chocolate cake with a nutella ice cream. Chocolate is what it
is but some versions really strike you which did not happen for me
with this cake. Underwhelming is the best I can do to describe why.
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Zeppole Don't Look Great but Taste Just Fine, Esp with Crema |
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Even with exorbitant expectations Flour
managed to do well and even surpass on a couple dishes. It was very
nice to walk out somewhere north of bitter. I would like to go back
but I will purposefully be breaking two personal rules, but I don't
follow most of the rules I make for myself most of the time anyways.
Rule One. Don't go to a restaurant to order chicken. Rule Two. There
is something wrong with people who don't share food. Keep your hands
out of my crock or you'll lose them. |
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Food |
Service |
Ambiance |
What's Best |
What's Worst |
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B | B | B | A+ | D | B | ||
Braised Meats | Some Noticeable Misses |