Steph and I had lunch here probably six years ago and I couldn’t
remember much outside of the soup so since we are cruising into the
Falls together for a few weeks I thought maybe we would give it
another try. Seoul Garden was an
enlightening experience last week so let’s give the frogs a turn,
maybe they even serve frog legs. Set in a little strip mall, this
place has been around for some time and much of the clientele have
as well. If I had to guess, the interior was set up in an effort to
replicate a sidewalk café. The atrocious lighting and enclosed
feeling of the dining room counterfeit the design making it feel
dingy and cheap. The interior also evidences every year of service
it has provided. |
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There was one young man attending to the dining room. He was nice. He was also about as efficient as the Maginot Line was at keeping the Nazi’s out of France in World War II. I had to wonder if the plan is to serve Americans in the same manner they are served in France. We ordered a crepe and a sandwich, one with a salad and one with soup. Steph ordered the grilled chicken breast sandwich. Seasoned chicken breast with some kind of cheese, house made French mayo which has a distinctive kick of mustard and DanDee potato chips.
The best thing about the sandwich was the bread…long, thin and
French, the baguette wasn’t extraordinary but it is certainly good.
I also really enjoyed the spicy kick of the mayo but the sandwich
overall is dry and lacking any punch when taken together. The salad
was straightforward and loaded with thinly shredded cheese, not bad. |
Looked Interesting |
Tasted About As Plain As Plain Gets...And Dry |
I tried the creamed chicken crepe gratinee. Soup was an option so I
went with what the place is apparently known for… French onion soup
gratinee. Made in house the lightly beefy stock supports the
sweetness of the caramelized onions and the whole mess is topped
with a thick layer of Swiss cheese melted over a crouton. It’s a
pretty serious version of the classic. There's a reason they're
known for this concoction. |
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Soupe à l'oignon |
This Is A Well Constructed Homage To A Classic |
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The crepe consisted of chicken breast, and a crepe resting in a
béchamel sauce and topped with “Swiss” cheese. The chicken was fine
but the béchamel is…well, let’s call it copious. There is so much of
the classic French mother sauce it makes the dish underwhelming…much
like the sandwich. Béchamel is milk thickened with a roux and a hint
of onion and clove or bay leaf to add some depth. The depth was
absent in this sauce which could have been transformed to a Mornay
with a little cheese or loads of other small sauces with some
flavor.
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Never Been Served A Crepe That Looked Like This |
It's Okay. Either Flavor The Sauce Or Use Less Of It. Might Be Really Good |
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The menu reports the gratinee is done with Swiss cheese. There are a number of different cheese labeled Swiss, all with varying signatures, but this tasted so much like Parmesan I had doubts. It is served with a slice of the French bread and the soup was included. We finished with a dessert crepe, the Grand Marnier was on special for the day. Simply a crepe doused with a shot of the bitter orange liqueur made from a brandy base. The alcohol was certainly upfront on the palate, making Steph bark a little bit at the first bite. It smoothed out after a couple of forkfuls but remained pretty aggressive.
In my French training I tasted much more flavorful dishes. It seems
as though the French Coffee Shop is more focused on richness than
overall taste. Not appalling but far from my favorite. |
That Looks More Like A Crepe...Holy Alcohol! |
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C- | D | D | B+ | D | D+ | ||
Soupe à l'oignon | Lack Of Flavor Overall |