I had
driven past this place well over a thousand times and never really
knew it existed. Prior to a training for some CEU’s I met a former
colleague for lunch and he suggested the Geisen Haus. Thanks, Craig.
We had gotten along pretty well at Schmidt’s in Columbus so we
thought we would give a more local German joint a try. It was
exactly like I remembered it, primarily a watering-hole, I’m
guessing but there were a number of people dining on both of my
visits. It is nearly impossible to find from the road and without
the sign alongside the freeway I wouldn’t expect anyone to know it
was there. Maybe that’s the plan. When you find the little street
and glance over the cratered parking lot you still wouldn’t be able
to tell the place is a restaurant without some extra study. Inside
it is dark and adorned in the standard bar fare with a German slant.
The sandwich I had for lunch was great so I was hoping the dinner
options were just as good.
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We were
quickly approached by our server who offered us a basket of buttered
popcorn, I guess they are sort of like German chips and salsa, and
took our drink order. Here’s the thing about this guy. He is young,
kinda punky looking, but this kid was created for the hospitality
industry. Friendly, efficient, laid back, he was non-stop
sensational. Don’t judge a book…. Time now to judge the fare. We
studied the menu and ordered to try to get a taste of a bunch of
stuff. It was here that I erred and completely misunderstood the
server. We asked what was on the German Combo Appetizer and he said
essentially the same thing that is on the German Combo dinner. As
the other apps are essentially sides etc., I figured he meant
everything on the German Combo dinner except for the protein. Then I
ordered what would essentially be the same thing for dinner.
Luckily, Steph figured out I am a moron and he happily changed the
order so I wasn’t essentially repeating dishes. Anywho, enough about
my stupidity the appetizer consists of slices of Frankfurter and
Bratwurst. Alongside the sausages came potato pancakes, sauerkraut
balls, and a monkey dish of sauerkraut. The sausages are real, no
kidding around, German style encased meats. |
Serious Brats n Franks, You Can See The Texture in The Brat |
Kraut Balls Were Also Pretty Good |
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The
Frankfurter was incredibly juicy and had the taste of a very high
class dog. The veal based Brat is another level. Coarsely ground
which gives it a unique to the American palate mouth-feel, it tastes
delicious but very different from the ball park varieties. The
sauerkraut is different than I am accustomed, it has a much less
briny and sour flavor and seems to feature more of a “beefiness”
than anything else. This made for good fried versions as well. The
potato pancakes were dark but had a crispy crust and a piping hot
interior that offered little resistance in the way of texture, they
must be pureed. A nice combo of crisp and lush. The menu says to ask
for some of their homemade horseradish sauce, so I did. This stuff
really brought everything to life. I ordered a second one to
experiment with the entrées. |
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Really Good Tater Pancakes |
The Kraut |
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Jagerschitzel (Pork) |
The Chicken Schitzel Dinner |
Both of our entrees were of the schnitzel persuasion. Steph had the chicken with spaetzle and mashed red potatoes. I had the jagerschnitzel (pork) with German fries and coleslaw. The chicken schnitzel was topped with melted mozzarella cheese but outside of that follows the same procedure as the pork. Cutlets of each are pounded thin and breaded and then either pan-fried or deep fried. The breading is really good but as with most schnitzels the meat tends to be dry and chewy, I don’t mind it too much, but I have been a couple places that manage to cook thin proteins and still maintain some juiciness. The pork didn’t get the layer of cheese and benefited from grilled onions and mushrooms instead. The coleslaw was no big deal, neither interesting or bad but it did help lighten some of the rest of the meal. The spaetzle noodles were thick and rested in a beefy gravy. The German fries were essentially home fries with peppers, bacon, and onions throughout. They tasted fine. The mash was stupendous, light and rich, the perfect oxymoron of flavor. The gravy atop the spuds was a nice consistency and had healthy doses of salt and pepper which made for a great combo. It was the only starch we even got close to finishing, one thing about the menu of the Deutsche…they like their starches. My appetite and tolerance stalled at some point in the middle of the noodley/tatery sides…but the mash…too good…can’t be left…it managed to disappear. We left stuffed, maybe overstuffed. If you have a hankering to dine like “Ein Berliner” The Giesen Haus will certainly do. Just make sure you know exactly what is in your appetizer, order thicker meats if you like them juicy, and limit yourself to one starch to avoid coma. |
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Authentic Germanocity | Authentic Germaness |