Following an awesome session of homemade playdough, glittery
shamrocks and beady noodle necklaces, something we should do more
often, we headed out for lunch. Rolling into Short North, the arty
district in Columbus we pulled into Michael’s Goody Boy Diner. It
looks very diner-ey from the outside with a classic sign out front
and a pretty plain exterior. Inside it is more refined and short
northy with a more artistic feel and a few televisions. The place
was busy with loads of people enjoying a late breakfast. Stupid me. |
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The menu is full of Greek takes on standard diner fare. Our server was tatted up and way friendly. The only oddity with the service was they delivered two plates at a time to a table of ten. Here’s a grilled cheese and an omelet...minute or so…here’s some fries and a gyro……… Everything made it out in about five minutes or so. Stupid me.
Our little side of the table didn’t order much breakfast…that’s the
stupid part. We ordered a club sandwich (odd), a gyro, a gyro
omelet and what the menu referred to as a Gyro Boy (Olde World
Style). We started with an appetizer which the menu simply called
twisted feta. We got a monkey dish of orangy/pinky mush and some
pita points. The strangely colored mush was actually delicious with
the salty and tangy cheese being thrust to new levels with spicy
peppers and sharp olives being crushed into it. Spicy and rich. So
Good. |
The Breakfast Gyro. Why Didn't I Get Breakfast? All The Signs Were There. |
Functional Gyro Platter |
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The Pork Based Gyro Boy. Why Didn't I get Breakfast? |
Lemon Taters Had No Distinguishable Lemon |
The high end of our breakfast/lunch was the gyro omelet. It caught
my eye on the specials sign on the way in and I figured it was gyro
stuffins whooped into some eggs. Sounded good, my Mom ordered it and
it turned out to be an omelet stuffed into a pita. And it was tasty.
The other half of our party had breakfast and it looked good.
Pancakes with that webbing of golden brown crunch that only comes
from butter and light eggs and numerous meats and breads and on and
on. I didn’t get breakfast. Stupid me.
My brother got the gyro and reported it as pretty standard. Good but
nothing special. I ordered the old world gyro boy which comes with
rotisserie pork and fries along with the standard veggies, feta and
cucumber sauce of a standard Americanized gyro. It would have been
good I think we were early for lunch and the pork was definitely
yesterdays. Chewy and stringy it really brought the sammitch down
quite a bit. Steph ordered the club and I didn’t even bother to take
a bite. The picture might be too small to tell but the ham and
turkey inside had that watery and dyed look of “not meat”. You know,
that stuff that gets scraped off the floor mixed with a bunch of
binders and chemicals and them put in an industrial sized playdough
squisher to make a loaf of just plain gross. Steph got just a couple
of bites into it and that was about all she could manage. She did
try to half hide the rest under the napkin like a remorseful
murderer. |
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The Egregious Club |
Is It Just Me Or Can You See Through The "Turkey"? |
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We had a good time at Goody’s but that was due more to company. The
breakfast looked great. The lunches ranged from average to poor.
Whatever you do, stay away from anything that might contain “cold
cuts” or whatever that stuff was. I hope they serve breakfast all
day. |
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D | B+ | C+ | B | F | D+ | ||
Why Didn't I Get Breakfast? |
New Take With Feta | That's No Club I Want To Belong To! |