Been
trying to get to this place ever since we hit Danny Boy’s just over
the freeway and run by the same crew, as I understand it. We have
also been trying to get the king of dinner burgers to go along with
us so we could get his take on the place. Well, he agreed to let our
dogs out and we took him to Canton to say thanks. A smaller space
than expected, you have to find the entrance to the whole complex to
get into the restaurant. A nautical theme rules the interior along
with a square bar and a number of televisions tuned to the typical
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We were led to a table and were quickly approached by a server who provided perfectly average function during our stay. We ordered a “Skinny Dipper Cruise” which consists of their three “famous fries”. Ahhhhh! There it is again…Famous?!? The three fries are Sweet Potato, Cajun Parmesan and Buffalo which come with three cups of dips…bleu cheese dressing, crunch sauce and shoreline honey mustard. In a harbinger of the visit on a whole, the burger “king” ordered chicken strips and fries. Steph ordered the Belden burger with Swiss cheese, grilled mushrooms & onions, lettuce and tomato, of course she nixed everything except for the cheese and shrooms. I tried the Edmund Fitzgerald a porter beer grilled burger with honey-cured bacon, smoked gouda cheese, lettuce, fried green tomatoes and “tug boat” cheese sauce. The fries
arrived and they looked awesome. Different sizes, dressings and dips
and there were loads of them. From sight to taste a great deal was
lost in translation.
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Talk About A Pile Of Fries...If Only They Were Good |
Buffalo Version Was Pretty Good |
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Nothing Cajun Bout These Taters |
And The Sweet Fries Were Worthless |
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The buffalo fries were easily the best of the lot and were at best average in the wider realm of flavored fried taters. The Cajun parm had little parm and were completely missing the Cajun. The sweet potato fries were discouragingly disappointing. So greasy they maintained nothing sweet or potatoey left about them. I mixed and matched the sauces which did little make anything better. My burger
was aptly named…it’s big…just like it’s namesake. Actually, the
Edmund Fitzgerald is the largest ship to sink in the American Great
Lakes. The burger didn’t fare the storm any better than the ship.
While the combination sounded new, a little off, and a little
delicious. It just wasn’t. Muddled mess is more descriptive. I don’t
know how the porter is involved but the patty didn’t taste very good
at all and the menagerie of toppings were just sloppy; physically
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It Sounded AND Looked So Good |
It Just Didn't Add Up For Me At All |
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Steph’s
burger tasted better but certainly wasn’t anything memorable. She
also didn't care for the cornbread she ordered as a side because it
had stuff in it...peppers etc. I didn't like it because it was dry,
gritty and not very corny at all. So yes, the best thing we had at
the burger bar were the chicken strips ordered by the burger
aficionado. At least that’s what he said…maybe he snuck down early
and decided against a burger…that’s not fair. The odds of returning
to Danny Boy’s are phenomenally higher than another trip to Save the
Fish. Do we really need fish all that much anyways, I might be
willing to eat them into extinction if these burgers are the only
other option. |
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Ambiance |
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D | C | C- | C | D- | D+ | ||
Chicken Strips/Buffalo Fries | Pretty Much The Rest |