Swenson's Drive
In (2.5) Akron, Ohio Date of Visit: 04/03/14 http://www.swensonsdriveins.com/
Swenson’s is still one of our many go to places for lunch or dinner.
A break between classes and some training gives us the chance to
grab some lunch. Not much at Swenson’s ever changes, save for the
special shake flavors. Car hops still sprint through the parking lot
to anything with glowing headlights. Steph’s simple cheese burger is
simply good. The Galley Boy remains an interesting and satisfying
combo of sauce and burger. A student mentioned she always gets their
chicken sandwich and adds cheese and bacon. It’s pretty good. She
also turned me on to what they call “broken” onion rings, which are
fried a little longer and then beat to pieces like a Cleveland
sports team. Tasty. The food isn’t picturesque. That’s obvious. It
is consistently satisfying. If you somehow haven’t been, go. |
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Quick Update...
We recently stopped by Swenson's and on a lark I ordered something I
had never seen on the menu board before, the half pounder. Their wee
burgers have always been fine, I enjoy the doubly sauced Galley Boy.
I was curious. More than big...the ratio turned this into one of my
favorite local burgers. You hear about the brown sugar in the burger
patties but it wasn't until I broke one of the many crusty nubs
extending out past the bun that I realized how close to meatloaf
candy these burger are. This isn't necessarily a good thing...but I
ordered it the way they offer it...cheese, pickles, onions,
mustard...and those toppings each took part in turning the sandwich
into something spectacular. The sweetness hovered at the periphery,
beat back bite after bite by the sharp onion, the vinegary pickles
and the melty dairy. Every bite bounces between the sweet meat and
the toppings, keeping it interesting from beginning to end.
I've always enjoyed Swenson's. Now I have a thing there. It's
Stupendous! |
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Boom, Boom, Boom |
The Toppings Magically Balanced Out the Sweetness |
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Back
to Our Regularly Scheduled Program |
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Steph's Happiness. Ain't Purty, But Tasty- |
You Can Just Make Out The Double Sauces In The Galley Boy |
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New Find, Chicken, Bacon & Cheddar |
And Broken Rings |
Change in Ranking | |||||
Original Score | Which Way? | New Score | Why For? | ||
B | = | B | Swenson's Is Always Consistent | ||
This is a place I had passed numerous times- without thought until I learned this was a special stop for my wife and her siblings…something to do with milkshakes and sibling bonding. It took me a while to find my groove here. It’s a nice blend of nostalgia and interesting combinations. There are some drawbacks in my experience. They do burgers and accessories but often they are neither quick nor cheap. The burgers are small which is probably a better idea for my ever expanding girth, but sometimes that’s an excuse to get more than one. The speed of delivery is belied in the forever sprinting carhops. If they see you pull in or you turn on your lights, someone will be sprinting towards your car like marines taking a beachhead.
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Here’s what I enjoy about Swensons. While the
burgers are small and most are less than unique (see the wife’s
offering with cheese and ketchup, although she will argue the
burgers are sweet which is probably why I like mine fully loaded) they toast the buns nicely,
everything appears to be made to order (screaming hot - probably why
the service is not as fast as a drive through) and it is a good
burger. The one thing that intrigued me, and was inevitable in the
world of “gotta try” was the burger called the “galleyboy” boasting
two secret sauces. Finally taking the plunge, I gave it a try and to
the best of my palate it appears to be dressed with tartar sauce and bbq sauce…at least that’s what it seems like to me. Now before you
toss cookies or anything, you should know that it’s certainly not
bad. It’s not the best burger I’ve ever had, but it’s a nice change
of pace. Fatty mayo, dilly pickle, and a sweet smoky tomato based mix work together better than you would think. Realistically, a friend of mine (Hey Heath) made me a burger with mayo and peanut butter not to long ago and it was way better than it should have been, the galleyboy makes sense, odd, but odd sense.
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Tray On the Window |
Olive Topped Galley |
The GalleyBoy Unwrapped |
One other thing about Swenson’s that makes makes them appealing is
the unholy way they are happy to dip anything into the fry-o-lator,
especially healthy things like veggies. I don’t think they make
their own stuff in house, but if not, they do spend the extra
quarter to get some stuff that tastes really good. This trip we had
O-rings, shrooms, and potato teasers. If you have not seen the
teasers before they are sort of like a souped-up tot. Boxy but
longer, they are filled with tater, cheese, and spicy pepper. Lastly
the shakes at Swenson’s can be mixed and matched to your liking,
simple chocolate or some demented twist of flavors, they will
apparently do what you prefer. In the pix, you’ll see a chocolate
mint version. |
Fried Onions |
Fried Shrooms |
Tater Teasers |
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Swenson’s is definitely a throwback to another day from long ago, and there is something about the hustle and bustle without leaving your ride that make it worth a trip (or return trip every now and again).
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B | B+ | C | B+ | N/A | B | ||
Dairy n' Grease | No Single Standout |