A new place showed up on the local search and we headed into the
valley for some Greek. The online reviewers appeared to either love
or detest the place and we strolled into a moderately appointed
dining room with a fairly large crowd, which died off rather
quickly. The place seems family run, with both good and bad, there's
a lot of bickering and cajoling on the floor. |
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At one point Steph heard the chef say he was going to close the place and go home.?.not sure if he was talking temporary vacation or the permanent kind. We started with Tiropitas, a three cheese blend which is wrapped in flaky phyllo dough and baked crispy, but these fell a little more toward the mushy side. It was a simple but salty and crispy layered start. I wish all had gone as well. My platter came with a Greek salad (lettuce, tomato, cucumber + feta, 3 olives (kalamata, not the vodka) and an herby vinaigrette. It was simple but it was fresh and tasty, we’ve had way worse.
To my surprise Steph ordered a gyro. She went with the supreme (less
surprising) for the addition of feta. It was a perfectly functional
sandwich, their tzatziki sauce is not quite as good as
Steve’s but is tangy, cukey and has
enough garlic and other additions to stand out on the menu. The
veggies were fresh and crisp. The gyro meat was sliced thick but
there is no way it came off of the spit, no crust, no crisp, no
variation in brownitude. Perfectly average. |
The Gyro Is Average |
Simple But Fresh Salad |
I ordered the pastitsio platter which started with the salad,
followed by a round of a Greek lasagna. Layers of macaroni, shredded
cheese, ground beef all topped with a cream sauce and served with
triangles of pita. Oh, if only this tasted of anything at all, but
sadly the only evidence of seasoning was the big chunk of bay leaf I
had to pick out of my teeth. Seriously disappointing, stick with the
average gyro. |
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Looked Kinda Boring |
And Tasted Like Nothing At All, Is This What They Were Eating On The Ship In The Matrix? |
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We always try the baklava and Steph was also hoping we would find something akin to the kunefe she had missed out on at Café Istanbul. There was Kataifi on the menu, they both start with K, might as well try. The place had become very quiet by then, save for the bickering, and it was easy to hear Chef Mike preparing the desserts. You’ve heard of Chef Mike? Last name Ro’Wave?
The baklava was doused with honey and nuked to a warm but pleasant
topography of crisp phyllo and the sweetened nut mixture. Not bad,
Chef Mike did alright…At least until he go his waves on the Kataifi.
The shredded dough didn’t have a chance when dealt the vicious
combination of honey and radiation. I don’t know if the nut mixture
inside was different from the baklava but instead of being layered
between crisp layers is was wrapped up in something more like sweaty
noodles. You could call it gross, dessert served in a wet mop. Some
people loved the place, others hated it…I couldn’t find a reason for
either, at least completely. There isn’t much reason to return
regardless. |
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But They Should Swab The Floors With This Sloppy Mess |
Ratings | |||||||
Food |
Service |
Ambiance |
What's Best |
What's Worst |
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D | C- | C- | C+ | F+ | D | ||
Cheese & Nuts | Pastitsio |