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Lola Bistro Cleveland, Ohio Date of Visit: 04/16/10 http://www.lolabistro.com/
Having enjoyed the original location
for Lola in the Tremont area of Cleveland, I was curious how fame
and money had transformed her move downtown. Still dark, but much
more swanky Lola seems to fit both Chef Symon’s position and
personality. Black clad staff float like wraiths through the
darkness appearing tableside just when you manage to empty your
glass or clear your plate. It even seems they have been picking up
some ideas from the right places with little crocks of butter and a
superbly attentive service, mirroring other recent experiences,
which is in no way a slight. Matter of fact, the past couple of
visits have resulted in a better service rating. Clevelanders
hopefully know how rare is the opportunity for smaller market cities
to have this in their backyard. |
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In some way he manages to maintain a balance in his
maniacal goofiness and growing adoration. If you have never heard
his laugh resounding off the walls you are missing more than just
food. He appears as passionate about his craft as others are about
the attention it garners. It shows on the plate. Knowing him to be a
worshiper of the almighty hog, I ordered a complete course of pig,
bacon appetizer, chop entrée, bacon dessert. Each bite
bringing with it a note of sadness as I know they are doing this
every night and I cannot. Drowning out that singular note is a
cacophony of freakin' awesome. Everything is impeccable and makes
perfect sense, even the maple bacon ice-cream on the 6 a.m. special
dessert of brioche French toast. A taste of everyone else’s dinner
ensures me that everything is great but I am hesitant and jealous to
surrender my plates, certain the pork was the direction to go. |
![]() Hard Crunchy Bread |
![]() Pear and Beet Salad |
![]() Beef Cheek Pierogi |
Follow up trips show that mastery of loved ingredients paired with ever changing seasonal ingredients result in a familiar but ever changing experience. My second Bacon Appetizer (yes I know but you try one and then refuse another and then we will talk) was braised resulting in a glistening rich triad which make it a good thing I have dogs instead of hogs. Topped with uniform and delicate cuts of carrot, ginger, apple, and orange is unbelievable. I also get to try the Beef Cheek Pierogi. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Doughy and luscious with a horseradish creme fraiche and wild mushrooms it begins to rival the bacon. Known for odder concoctions in the beverage department (I hear the root beer float kills) local apple cider and cinnamon do a fair Bourbon justice in the Bourbon Cider after the entree. Glasses of Ben Glaetzer, Heartland Shiraz and Michael Pozzan, Cab, Cuvee 12 complimented and scrubbed the palette between courses. |
![]() Braised Berkshire "Bacon" |
![]() Bourbon Cider with Ohio Cider and Cinnamon |
![]() Fettuccini: ala I Can't Believe She Ordered It |
Entree's begin with
a surprise...I have been married for over ten years and known her
for almost twice that time. It was here I saw her order her first
vegetarian meal, ever. Funny. What's up? Then I taste it. She
described it as a difficult to comprehend blend of lightness of
weighty flavors, perfect for stepping into a warm home after
shoveling a driveway. I again repeated the pork with the new chop
accouterment. Cheese polenta that makes me sad I didn't grow up with
grits and juicy perfect pork again balanced by sweet BBQ onions and
chilies. |
![]() Smoked Berkshire Pork Chop |
![]() The 6:00 A.M. Special...yes it's Maple Bacon Ice cream |
![]() Pear and Walnut Baked Alaska |
Desserts consisted of the 6 AM
special so I could show you...and the Baked Alaska, which we need to
talk about. This is the description. Pear & Walnut Baked Alaska with
Oregonzola Blue Cheese, Brown Sugar Meringue, and Roasted Concord
Grapes. I had imbibed in the French Toast first when I was offered
the second plate. I took a scoop. It was fine. But boring. Ahhhh, a
chink in the amour. When someone tells you they are putting blue
cheese in a dessert you want to know what it tastes like. Here it
tastes like boring ice cream and meringue. Then Steph asks me, did
you get the blue...and I realize that I have missed the slices of
pear and the circle or Oregonian Blue to the side. I taste again and
it proves why I hate these people. Suddenly, the pear is jumping to
the front, not just in the slice but in the ice cream, other flavors
begin to rush the front of the stage and then rescind. The very
ingredient I felt would overpower the dish, when used perfectly,
exults other ingredients. This is why I have a website and he has
restaurants. I couldn't be happier with the arraignment, I hope he
is. It appears
national success has not done much to alter the slightly nerdy,
kitchen bad-boy vibe that has surrounded Symon for years. It will be
to Cleveland’s overall benefit if it never does. |
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